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Had a guy working at our shop. He biught a new Ranger pickup around 87-88 and would put ball bearings in places before dealer service. Dove them nuts until they caught up to it.
 
A police officer called the station on his radio
"I have an interesting case here.An old lady
shot her husband for stepping on the floor she just mopped"

"Have you arrested the woman?"

"Not yet,the floor's still wet"
 
AngliaGT said:
It turns out that when
asked who your favorite
child is,you're supposed
to pick one of your own.


I know that now.
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A Wife took a DNA test for her kid​

After 10 years, the wife starts to think their kid looks strange so she decides to do a DNA test.

She finds out that the kid is actually from completely different parents.

Wife: Honey, I have something very serious to tell you.

Husband: What's up?

Wife: According to DNA test results, this is not our kid

Husband: Well you don't remember, do you??

When we were leaving the hospital, we noticed that our baby had wizzed and spoiled his underwear.

Then you said:

- Please go change the baby, I'll wait for you here.

So I went inside, got a clean one and left the dirty one there.
 
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