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    Never understood

    I never understood why people dislike vegans so much.


    I have never had a beef with them.
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    Re: Never understood

    Quote Originally Posted by Basil View Post
    I never understood why people dislike vegans so much.


    I have never had a beef with them.
    I rarely meat vegans
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    Re: Never understood

    Pop quiz: you're having a dinner party and one of your guests is vegan - which one is it?


















    A: Don't worry, they'll tell you
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    Re: Never understood

    Why are they called "Vegetables",but someone who
    only eats them is called a "VEEGAN"?
    Shouldn't it be pronounced "Vegen"?
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    Re: Never understood

    Cheers,
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    Re: Never understood

    Tofu-flavored chicken! LOL
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    Re: Never understood

    If you watch it to the very end you'll see an out take with his dog going for his meat.
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    Re: Never understood

    According to the Internet, Vegan woman in Spain allowed her pet fennec fox to sicken and die because she wouldn't feed him the meat he needed. Crazy.

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    Re: Never understood

    In my home, vegan take it or vegan leave it..

    On a more serious note, I did listen to a radio interview once where a young woman was insisting that all animals could be vegan if only zoos would raise them from birth on plant products and not allow nursing or other animal products. They kept trying to explain to her that those who are not natural plant eaters, like cats, dogs and such, can't survive on a plant only diet, but she refused to be swayed insisting it was just because they didn't try.

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    Re: Never understood

    "VEGAN" is Native American, translates to "poor hunter".

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