I think this story is true but I'm going to tell it anyway. It seems there was an older (but not as old as some of us) gentleman at an auto auction and he had just bought one of his top ten wants. So he had the car in the staging area with the hood up, looking down at the engine and probing gently with a small stick. An also older and much richer woman came up and began to speak to him. He, of course, was busy and didn't wish to be disturbed. So he ignored her. After some minutes of this one sided intervention the woman stated, “I don't know what you men are looking for in these old cars!” The gentleman finally looked slowly up at the matron and quietly replied... “Yesterday”.