Maybe they'll want you to drink them again.
Last time I saw that done...Halifax, I think...shipmates found a mop bucket with mop in a bar closet. Pulled the mop clear. Added Rum, Vodka, some Canuck Swill Beer, more bottled stuff....dropped the fish in the bottom, the fellow shipmate drank them...caught the fish in his teeth.
"Doc", the on-board Corpsman, was present....and came to me, drunk, bad, arm around my shoulder (I was "Designated Driver) and told me I had to get the guy to puke. Doc said that much alcohol would kill him.
Could not convince him to puke. Had to promise to buy him a beer if he puked.
He did....I did.
The things you go through.
Like getting pitched over the side first port-o-call.
Ya know, I never did "The Tower". They'd had a fire in the control section in NLON (actually, now SubBase Groton) and it was red-tagged OOC.
I got out SEP74, they were going through service jackets, sending folks back to Groton to go through it if they hadn't. i was scheduled like OCT or NOV of 74. Look at all the fun I missed! Ho! Ho! Ho!.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffOJEJwWSbs