AngliaGT
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A man wakes up early one morning to go ice fishing. He dresses warmly, and heads out onto the ice with his tent, his ice auger, his fishing rods, and his sittin’ bucket, and begins to auger a hole in the ice. After just a few seconds of drilling with the auger a big booming voice from above intones: “THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE HERE!” The man looks around and, not being a very religious man, resumes drilling his hole in the ice. Again, he hears the thunderous voice: “THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE HERE!” Becoming a little spooked, the man packs up his gear and moves 30 feet from where he was and begins making a new hole in the ice. “THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE HERE EITHER!” the voice thunders again.
The man looks up, “God, is that you?”
The voice responds “NO, IT’S THE MANAGER OF THE ICE RINK!!”
The good news is that the beer will be coldThat'd be about right!
The good news is that the beer will be cold
It's not all that bad there.... there's no need to fish for beer as they can buy it in the stores.The bad news is that that is what the Floridians are fishing for - with conventional hooks at the bottom of the lake for eternity.
It's not all that bad there....
****Whaat? where are you posting from exactly? (and they ave internet? :grin: