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Where's Bret?
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martx-5
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I heard from him recently. Probably just busy with work.
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Or having fun in his "Porch."
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...and after you're done painting the shed, paint the porch...ma'am, I'm done, but it was a Mercedes not a Porch. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/hammer.gif
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I heard from him recently. Probably just busy with work.
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Or having fun in his "Porch."
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...and after you're done painting the shed, paint the porch...ma'am, I'm done, but it was a Mercedes not a Porch. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/hammer.gif
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Reminds me of a joke...
A man is walking down the street when he is approached by a prostitute. At first he is disinterested, but she continues to approach him.
She says, "Hey baby, I'll do anything you want for twenty dollars."
The man pauses for a moment and asks, "Anything?"
"Anything", she repeats.
So he agrees to her proposal and takes her to his car, then drives her to his house. They walk to the porch and he instructs her to wait a moment while he goes to his shed.
When the man returns he hands her a twenty dollar bill, a can of paint and a brush and says, "Paint my house". /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/hammer.gif
A man is walking down the street when he is approached by a prostitute. At first he is disinterested, but she continues to approach him.
She says, "Hey baby, I'll do anything you want for twenty dollars."
The man pauses for a moment and asks, "Anything?"
"Anything", she repeats.
So he agrees to her proposal and takes her to his car, then drives her to his house. They walk to the porch and he instructs her to wait a moment while he goes to his shed.
When the man returns he hands her a twenty dollar bill, a can of paint and a brush and says, "Paint my house". /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/hammer.gif