CZ_Dave
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My bride says to me in a sing song kind of way,
"Who is Frank"
I look at her in bewilderment, Idonknow, I answer.
Bride says to me, "Well he called, and said he would like to come by on Friday, and he is going to, he said, talk to you about picking IT up." Oh? I said, acting stupid, palms starting to sweat, "It? I ask.
She says, "when I asked him about it, he said that he has to get IT out of there, and he wanted to know what you would give for IT, what's IT?"
Look, baby, I'm not going to lie to you, he has a 1978 MGB, and I wanted the wheels for one of my cars, the price is not agreed upon, but I think I can get it for alot less than I would pay for the wheels,and, Look honey, I even get the whole car, for parts, you know,and besides, he is loosing the house, he has to get IT out of there this weekend.
She says, "look out back, do you see that?, and out front, what do you see?"
So I told her, I see a nice green manicured lawn, and room enough for 1 more MGB in the driveway. That was at noon today.
She has not spoke to me since.
Gosh, am I enjoying the peace and quiet.
"Who is Frank"
I look at her in bewilderment, Idonknow, I answer.
Bride says to me, "Well he called, and said he would like to come by on Friday, and he is going to, he said, talk to you about picking IT up." Oh? I said, acting stupid, palms starting to sweat, "It? I ask.
She says, "when I asked him about it, he said that he has to get IT out of there, and he wanted to know what you would give for IT, what's IT?"
Look, baby, I'm not going to lie to you, he has a 1978 MGB, and I wanted the wheels for one of my cars, the price is not agreed upon, but I think I can get it for alot less than I would pay for the wheels,and, Look honey, I even get the whole car, for parts, you know,and besides, he is loosing the house, he has to get IT out of there this weekend.
She says, "look out back, do you see that?, and out front, what do you see?"
So I told her, I see a nice green manicured lawn, and room enough for 1 more MGB in the driveway. That was at noon today.
She has not spoke to me since.
Gosh, am I enjoying the peace and quiet.