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She ruined my fishing! [one for Tinster]

bugimike

Yoda
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She Has Destroyed My Fishing Pleasure

Saturday morning I got up early, dressed quietly, made my lunch,
grabbed the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to hook the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential down pour.

The wind was blowing 50 mph. I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad throughout the day.

I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed.
There I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, 'The weather out there is terrible.'

My loving wife of 20 yrs replied, 'Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that crap?'

I still don't know to this day if she was joking, but I have stopped fishing.
 
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Every once in a while I still recall my ex-wife,
old what's-her-name..................

laughingman.jpg
 
Best one I've heard yet!!!!
 
My neighbor was leaving early this morning for a hunting trip, he is going to hear this one with a little adaptation.

The best one that I have ever pulled on him was because he was having a hard time to get out and go.

He said maybe he would get to hunt in heaven,

To which I replied, didn't they tell you,

What?

In heaven the deers have bows.

I got a dumbfounded look.
 
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