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Some Heavenly Humor

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A man died and went to the gates of heaven where he met Saint Peter. Peter said to him, "I have looked at your Book of Life and you are welcome into heaven under one condition."


The man replied, "Yes, Saint Peter. And what is that condition?"


Peter said to the man, "You must spell the word: love."


So the man spelled the word, "L - O - V - E" then Peter admitted him into heaven.


As the man walked in, Peter told the man to watch the gate until he returned. Peter had something to discuss with the Lord. Peter instructed the man that he must ask whoever came to the gate, to spell the word before granting entrance.


After a short period of time, the man's wife showed up at the gate.


"What are YOU doing here?" he demanded of her.


"Well," she said, "on the way home from your funeral, there was an accident and I died."


The man told her, "Alright, but before you enter heaven you must be able to spell a word."


"What word is that?" she asked.


"Czechoslovakia," he said.
 

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Did you know that the French horn is a heavenly instrument?

A human blows into it and only God knows what's going to come out. :p
 

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On the subject of wives...
I got a very expensive bottle of wine for my wife........ I think I made a pretty good trade :smile:
 

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On the subject of wives...
I got a very expensive bottle of wine for my wife........ I think I made a pretty good trade :smile:

OK, now you've started it, Elliot. LOL

A farmer places an ad in the local paper. "Wanted: Wife and Tractor. It interested, please send photograph of tractor."
 
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Just be glad he wasn't Welsh.....
 

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On the subject of wives...
I got a very expensive bottle of wine for my wife........ I think I made a pretty good trade :smile:

Take my wife, please. (Apologies to Henny Youngman)
 
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