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    Prom...

    As nervous as could be, Jon asked Tammy, the girl of his dreams, to go with him to the senior prom. Miraculously she said yes, so he set off to make sure the night was perfect. He went to the activities office after school to buy tickets and the line was all the way out the door and down the hall, so he waited in line and bought his tickets.

    When he went to rent a tux, the line was again enormou...s and moving at a snail's pace. Determined, he waited in line and rented his tuxedo and set off to the limousine company. Again, the line was nearly overwhelming, but he dilligently waited and reserved his limousine for the evening. Lastly, he went to the florist and picked out the most beautiful corsage for Tammy. Once he had selected the one that he knew was right, he waited in yet another colossal line and paid for his purchase, knowing that the last bit of his perfect evening was within his grasp.

    On the big night, he picked her up and they waited, together, in the long line to enter the ballroom. Once inside, she asked if he would mind getting her something to drink. He went to the refreshment table and, to his surprise, there was no punch line.
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    Re: Prom...

    That was great. Totally laughed out loud on that one.
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