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A guy walk into a bar...

terriphill

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..A guy goes into a nice restaurant bar wearing a shirt open at the collar and is met by a bouncer who tells him he must wear a necktie to gain admission. So the guy goes out to his car and he looks around for a necktie and discovers that he just doesn't have one. He sees a set of jumper cables in his trunk. In desperation he ties these around his neck, manages to fashion a fairly acceptable looking knot and lets the ends dangle free. He goes back to the restaurant and the bouncer carefully looks him over for a few minutes and then says, "Well, OK, I guess you can come in -- just don't start anything."
 

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Nice! Course I just thought it was the current fashion
 

3798j

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Those were probably good jumpers. I've heard there's less resistance with the better ones.
 

bugimike

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After tying one on like that, lucky he wasn't jumped in the parking lot when leaving, he might have been charged with something!
 

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When he got his bill did it say 'no charge'?
 

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the bouncer let him in, but only after a battery of questions.
 

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he did keep to himself tho,could'nt tell if the conversation was positive or negative.Didn't want to create any sparks for fear of a explosion.
 
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This entire thread is electrifying... :smile:
 

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I don't know, I thought it was positively grounded
 

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bugimike said:
After tying one on like that, lucky he wasn't jumped in the parking lot when leaving, he might have been charged with something!

I hear now he was charged....... for unauthorized removal of shorts :nonono:
 

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Was the bar in DC?
 

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Gliderman8 said:
Was the bar in DC?

and what was the name of the band? :whistle:
 

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JPSmit said:
Gliderman8 said:
Was the bar in DC?

and what was the name of the band? :whistle:

The bar had to be in DC since that's where the sparks fly.
And the band was The Five Man Electrical Band.... you should know that JP; read the "Signs". You're Canadian eh?
 

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Good choice! course I was thinking (and not just 'cause I don't really like 5 man electrical band even if they are Canadian)
 

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Silverghost said:
This entire thread is electrifying... :smile:
Shocking, actually! :whistle:
 

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This thread is becoming re-volting.
 
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