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Oct 05, 2009 01:55PM
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1. Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it?
2. Why is it that no matter what color of bubble bath you use the bubbles are always
white?
3. Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
4. Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new
to eat will have materialized?
5. On electric toasters, why do they engrave the message "oneslice"? How many pieces
of bread do they think people are really gonna try to stuff in that slot?
6. Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner,
then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one
more chance?
7. Why is it that no plastic garbage bag will open from the end you first try?
8. How do those dead bugs get into those closed light fixtures?
9. Considering all the lint you get in your dryer, if you kept drying your clothes
would they eventually just disappear?
10. When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart
than apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" When, it isn't all
right .
11. Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the
table you always manage to knock something else over?
12. Is it true that the only difference between a yard sale and a trash pickup is
how close to the road the stuff is placed?
13. In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we
complained about the heat?
14. How come we never hear father-in-law jokes?
15. If at first you don't succeed, shouldn't you try doing it like your wife told
you to do it?
16. The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering
from sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends, if they're okay, then
it's you.
Registered: 3 years ago
Posts: 1,679
1. Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it?
2. Why is it that no matter what color of bubble bath you use the bubbles are always
white?
3. Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
4. Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new
to eat will have materialized?
5. On electric toasters, why do they engrave the message "oneslice"? How many pieces
of bread do they think people are really gonna try to stuff in that slot?
6. Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner,
then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one
more chance?
7. Why is it that no plastic garbage bag will open from the end you first try?
8. How do those dead bugs get into those closed light fixtures?
9. Considering all the lint you get in your dryer, if you kept drying your clothes
would they eventually just disappear?
10. When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart
than apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" When, it isn't all
right .
11. Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the
table you always manage to knock something else over?
12. Is it true that the only difference between a yard sale and a trash pickup is
how close to the road the stuff is placed?
13. In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we
complained about the heat?
14. How come we never hear father-in-law jokes?
15. If at first you don't succeed, shouldn't you try doing it like your wife told
you to do it?
16. The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering
from sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends, if they're okay, then
it's you.
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