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Another Blond Joke

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Just another dumb blonde joke!



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A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted to
take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way . . but was
very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking for
the highly prized shoes.

After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle on prices" attitude
of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Well then,maybe I'll
just go out and catch my own alligator, so I can get a pair of shoes at
a decent price!

The shopkeeper said with a sly, knowing smile, "Little lady, y'all just
go and give it a try, why don'cha! "

The blonde turned on her heel and headed out toward the swamps,
determined to catch herself an alligator.

Later in the day, as the shopkeeper is driving home, he pulls over to
the side of the levee where he spots that same young woman stand ing
waist deep in the murky bayou water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he
spots a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her. With lightning
speed,she takes aim, kills the creature ....and, with a great deal of
effort,hauls it onto the slimy swamp bank. Lying nearby were several
more of the dead creatures.

The shopkeeper stands on the bank and watches this scenario in amazed
silence. Just then, the blonde struggles and flips the gator on its
back. Then, rolling her eyes heaven-ward and screaming in great
frustration, she shouts out, "Darn, this one is barefoot, too!"
 
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