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Henri

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Blonde guy gets home early from work and

hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He

rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed,

sweating and panting.

"What's up?" he says.

"I'm having a heart attack," cries the woman.

He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but

just as he's dialing, his 4-year-old son comes up

and says "Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted's hiding in your

closet and he's got no clothes on!"

The guy slams the phone down and storms

upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife,

and rips open the wardrobe door. Sure enough, there

is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the

closet floor.

"You rotten SOB ," says the husband, "my

wife's having a heart attack and you're running

around naked scaring the kids!"
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tony barnhill

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Henri....something strange about you & this obsession with blond men jokes
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The blond guy in the joke above finally figured out what was going on, and he went to the night stand and got out his colt 45. After making sure it was loaded, he held it to his head.
His wife and brother, both pleaded with him not to end his life over this... His reply
Shut Up!! You guys are next.....

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Ed...that was "great"!!!...but I don't get it...wouldn't that mean he's dead...how could they be next...
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<blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Henri:
Ed...that was "great"!!!...but I don't get it...wouldn't that mean he's dead...how could they be next...
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Take it easy Henri, Just step away form the peroxide & nobody else will get hurt.

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That just about closes out this thread!
 

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<blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr>Well...I never<hr></blockquote>
Well, there ya go, Henri...now we know why!
 
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<blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Henri:
Well...I never...
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sounds like maybe you did
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It's way to easy to catch you...feast on...you almost tripped on each other trying to get to the carcass...
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It seems nothing gets by you...your way too clever for me...
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Bret...only have one word for you...funny...
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That was one great oneliner...almost lost my dinner laughing so hard...thanks...they say laughter is the best medicine...
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tony barnhill

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Henri...they almost seem coordinated! One poses a question without asking thus allowing the reader to go either way in his/er mind; the other directs in a direction that could also go either way based on the reader's proclivity!

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<blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Henri:
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Bret...only have one word for you...funny...
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That was one great oneliner...almost lost my dinner laughing so hard...thanks...they say laughter is the best medicine...
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Thanks Henri,

You are correct about laughter being the best medicine. Because sometimes it seems like all you can do is laugh or cry. But personally – I choose sarcasm.
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As for the peroxide joke – I really didn’t think it would get as much mileage as it did. Sorry about that, but you have got to admit that you left yourself wide open for that one.

That said – I guess I can expect like treatment down the road. All’s fair in love, war and the BCF.

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got to admit that you left yourself wide open for that one.

No problem...it was intentional...after all it was a "blond joke" in reply...dah!!!!

Sarcasm works for me too...
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tony barnhill

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Hey, guys, its all in fun, right? At least on this side of the monitor it is..
 
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Talk about trying to save face

Please tell me that's not all you got...
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"LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. In the peroxide corner at 6'2" & weighing in at 225 pounds, the contender, HENRIIIIIIIII!
and, in the brunette corner, your current champion, the petite, lovely, and of English descent, RACINGGIRLLLLLLLL"
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