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An elderly Scotsman came to the U.S. to visit his son. While here, he became very sick and was rushed to the hospital. His son asked him, "Father, is there anything you would like to have?" "Aye," replied his father, "I would like to 'ear the music of me 'omeland." So the son went out, rented a bagpiper, took him to the hospital and for several hours played the droaning Scottish music so well know by the elderly Scotsman. Suddenly the old man got well, got dressed, and walked out of the hospital a well man. The only problem was that all of the other patients in the hospital died.