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    One that got away

    What did the fish say when it bumped its nose on the concrete wall......................dam!

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    Re: One that got away

    Gave himself a nasty case of walleye! Hey you started it!

    [ 08-07-2002: Message edited by: Steve ]</p>

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    Re: One that got away

    Hey steve; was that from a right hook?

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    Re: One that got away

    Yes, it knocked him off his Perch!

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    Re: One that got away

    Hey guys - this one is really floundering... (sorry)

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    Re: One that got away

    OK... so are you guys fin--ished?

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    Re: One that got away

    I'm not sure. I certainly know my plaice though.

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    Re: One that got away

    I'd like to "sea" you stay in your place....preferably somewhere up the "pike". We could "lure" you up there by "throwing you that line" about some great "steam"-ing video.

    Achhhh! I have to stop this, before I go "overboard"!

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    Re: One that got away

    I am too bass-ful to contribute ...

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    Re: One that got away

    You're just fishing for compliments.

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    Re: One that got away

    People...this whole thread smells "fishy"... [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]

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    Re: One that got away

    Are you suggesting that this thread has no porpoise?

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    Re: One that got away

    Are you guys "baiting each other?

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    Re: One that got away

    I'm trying to think of a clever reply, but seem to be just floundering. Maybe another pint of Bass will help....

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    Re: One that got away

    Holy Mackerel! Here I am Perched at my computer Trolling the web and I get Suckered in by a Line from a bunch of punny Barracuda…I was hoping for a Ray of hope but you guys have no Sole!

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    Re: One that got away

    It's hard to believe...this started out about a minnow...and it's gotten as big as whale...where is Captain Ahab when you need him? [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]

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    Re: One that got away

    <blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Henri:
    ...where is Captain Ahab when you need him? [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img] <hr></blockquote>

    'eel be along shortly.

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    Re: One that got away

    This underwater creature takes his LBC to the garage, and the mechanic tells him that he's blown a seal. The underwater creature tells the mechanic, "Why don't you just fix the car, and leave my sex life out of it!!" [img]images/icons/shocked.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/angel.gif[/img]

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    Re: One that got away

    Wow! And just when I thought it Cod not get any worse.

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    Re: One that got away

    I don't want to be bass-ackwards but it cod.

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