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MINNESOTA VIKINGS
Q. What's the difference between the MINNESOTA VIKINGS & the Taliban?
A. The Taliban has a running game
Q. How do the MINNESOTA VIKINGS count to 10?
A. 0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4, 0-5, 0-6, 0-7, 0-8, 0-9, 0-10
Q. What do the MINNESOTA VIKINGS & Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 60,000 people stand up & yell "Jesus Christ"!
Q. How do you keep a MINNESOTA VIKING out of your yard?
A. Put up goal posts
Q. Where do you go in MINNEAPOLIS in case of a tornado?
A. To the Metrodome - they never get a touchdown there!
Q. Why was Dennis Green upset when the MINNESOTA VIKING playbook was stolen?
A. Because he hadn't finished coloring it.
Q. What do the MINNESOTA VIKINGS and opossums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road
Q. What's the difference between RANDY MOSS and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar
Q. How many MINNESOTA VIKINGS does it take to win a Superbowl?
A. Nobody knows and we may never find out!
Q. What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the SuperBowl?
A. The MINNESOTA VIKINGS
Q. How can you tell when the MINNESOTA VIKINGS are going to run the football?
A. The back leaves the huddle with tears in his eyes.
Q. What do you call a MINNESOTA VIKING with a SuperBowl ring?
A. A thief
MINNESOTA VIKINGS
Q. What's the difference between the MINNESOTA VIKINGS & the Taliban?
A. The Taliban has a running game
Q. How do the MINNESOTA VIKINGS count to 10?
A. 0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4, 0-5, 0-6, 0-7, 0-8, 0-9, 0-10
Q. What do the MINNESOTA VIKINGS & Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 60,000 people stand up & yell "Jesus Christ"!
Q. How do you keep a MINNESOTA VIKING out of your yard?
A. Put up goal posts
Q. Where do you go in MINNEAPOLIS in case of a tornado?
A. To the Metrodome - they never get a touchdown there!
Q. Why was Dennis Green upset when the MINNESOTA VIKING playbook was stolen?
A. Because he hadn't finished coloring it.
Q. What do the MINNESOTA VIKINGS and opossums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road
Q. What's the difference between RANDY MOSS and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar
Q. How many MINNESOTA VIKINGS does it take to win a Superbowl?
A. Nobody knows and we may never find out!
Q. What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the SuperBowl?
A. The MINNESOTA VIKINGS
Q. How can you tell when the MINNESOTA VIKINGS are going to run the football?
A. The back leaves the huddle with tears in his eyes.
Q. What do you call a MINNESOTA VIKING with a SuperBowl ring?
A. A thief
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