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A guy hobbles into church one morning on crutches. He hobbles over to the holy water and spashes holy water on both legs, then throws away both crutches. An Alterboy standing nearby sees this and runs into the Rectory to tell the Priest. "Father, Father," exclaims the boy, "A crippled man in the church just sprinkled holy water on his legs and threw his crutches away.
The Priest was astounded. "This is a miracle," the Priest said! "Where is he now," the Priest asked?

The Alterboy replied, "He's flat on his bum over by the holy water!"

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Praise the lord!

He was healed.

But his slopping all that holy water around caused him to slip and break both legs.

Cheers


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<blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by starapex:
Praise the lord!

He was healed.

But his slopping all that holy water around caused him to slip and break both legs.

Cheers


Starapex
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Somebody call OSHA - they need to put safety warning labels on the holy water
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