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40 gypsies arrive at the gates of heaven. St Peter says "we only have room for 12 of you so decide amongst yourselves whose coming in". Five minutes later St Peter goes back to God and says "theyve gone". God says "wot all 40" St Peter says "no the bleeding gates"
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Q. Why do seagulls have wings?
A. To beat the gypsies to the tip
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Q. Why do seagulls have wings?
A. To beat the gypsies to the tip