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    Barcodes


    Why does the Norwegian fleet have barcodes on the sides of their ships?














    So when they come into port, they can “scan da navy in”!!
    n "scan
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    Re: Barcodes

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    Re: Barcodes

    Quote Originally Posted by DrEntropy View Post

    Why does the Norwegian fleet have barcodes on the sides of their ships?














    So when they come into port, they can “scan da navy in”!!
    n "scan

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    Re: Barcodes

    Yes I know it isn't Scandinavian - but still

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    Re: Barcodes

    Quote Originally Posted by JPSmit View Post
    Yes I know it isn't Scandinavian - but still

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    Re: Barcodes

    A good friend plays Cello in the local symphony. One of her conductors is Japanese and sometimes Japanese have trouble with Rs and Ls. She related to me that this conducted, at his audition rehearsal, said, "Fruits...pray softer."

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