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    Monk Claims He Saw the Face of Jesus in a Margarine Tub

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    Re: Monk Claims He Saw the Face of Jesus in a Margarine Tub

    A good one
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    Re: Monk Claims He Saw the Face of Jesus in a Margarine Tub

    Hahaha!

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    Re: Monk Claims He Saw the Face of Jesus in a Margarine Tub

    Groan!
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    Re: Monk Claims He Saw the Face of Jesus in a Margarine Tub

    Groan...hahahahah....groan.....hahahah

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    Re: Monk Claims He Saw the Face of Jesus in a Margarine Tub

    Reminds me of the Buddhists using chants to protest... the more ohms the more resistance...
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    Re: Monk Claims He Saw the Face of Jesus in a Margarine Tub

    Potato in the shape of Eisenhower.
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    Re: Monk Claims He Saw the Face of Jesus in a Margarine Tub

    Sorry for the ad but had to share this one.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37ficiqoE6U
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    Re: Monk Claims He Saw the Face of Jesus in a Margarine Tub

    Quote Originally Posted by Bayless View Post
    Sorry for the ad but had to share this one.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37ficiqoE6U
    It was a very clever program. Enjoyed it when it aired here on local PBS station.
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    Re: Monk Claims He Saw the Face of Jesus in a Margarine Tub

    What did the monk say to the hot dog vendor?







    Make me one with everything.

    After paying for his hot dog, the monk asked for his change. The hot dog vendor said:









    Change comes from within.
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