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A Little Bird Told Me

John Turney

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[FONT=&quot]A happily married man had only one complaint, his wife was always nursing sick birds.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]One November evening, he came home to find a raven with a splint on its beak sitting in his favorite chair.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]On the dining room table there was a feverish eagle pecking at an aspirin.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Meanwhile in the kitchen his wife was comforting a shivering little wren that she found in the snow.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]The furious husband strode over to where his wife was toweling down the cold little bird.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]“I can’t take it anymore! We’ve got to get rid of all of these ****…”[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]The wife held up her hand to cut him off in mid-curse.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]“Please dear,” she said, “Not in front of the chilled wren”.[/FONT]
 
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