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maynard

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DrEntropy

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Darwin

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With some of us not even that would work.
 

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You've heard this one before ...

Woman sues surgeon who operated on her husband. Says "before you operated on him, my husband thought I was the sexiest woman alive. After the surgery, he completely ignores me."

What was the husband's surgery?

Cataract removal.

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There are easier things than haircuts every fewweeks. I’ve suggested to some, varnish. Then all you have to do is sand it down each spring and apply a fresh coat, just like an old picnic table…
 

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Back when I still had a bit of my pate, but it was definitely receding, I sat in the barber's chair - he was a good friend - and told him not to charge full price since I didn't have too much hair.

He told me he was gonna charge me double since he had to search for it!

True story!
 

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When I was in grade school my mother gave me .50 to get a haircut and come back home in time for dinner or some such thing. Old time barber shop was full so as I waited to when I was next a man came in and asked if he could buy my turn in line for .25 C OK .25 could by a lot of penny candy but not my backside from my mother for being late for dinner. NO sir I said. Madflyer
 

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That is funny!

Back when I still had a bit of my pate, but it was definitely receding, I sat in the barber's chair - he was a good friend - and told him not to charge full price since I didn't have too much hair.

He told me he was gonna charge me double since he had to search for it!

True story!
 
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