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Two hillbillies walk into a Restaurant

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[FONT=&quot]While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, " Kin ya swallar?"[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]The woman shakes her head no.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Then he asks, " Kin ya breath?"[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]His partner says," Ya know, I'd heerd of that there ' Hind Lick Maneuver ' but I ain't niver seed nobody do it.[/FONT]
 

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Not politically correct - making fun of an ignorant hillbilly.
"If your family tree doesn't fork - you may be a redneck". Jeff Foxworthy.
 
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