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Top 10 excuses for forgetting your wife's birthday

jaybird

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10 "I keep getting your birthday confused with one of my exes'."

9 "But dear, if I had spent the money on you now, I couldn't get the really expensive thing for you for Christmas." (Note to self: Buy something expensive for wife for Christmas.)

8 It's a much surer way to commit suicide than jumping in front a car, jumping off a bridge, shooting yourself, taking poison, etc.

7 "I didn't forget. I use the Shire Calender from "Lord of the Rings," which means your birthday is in five days' time and you are only 25, not 32."

6 "The acupressure point that controls my memory was
inadvertently misaligned due to this box of diamond earrings I found in my pocket."

5 "FEMA was four days late with the reminder."

4 "I was in Victoria's Secret, trying to pick just the right
gift, when suddenly and inexplicably, I totally lost track of time."

3 "You know the alien probe wiped out portions of my
memory."

2 "The day we became married, when we became one, the most
beautiful day of my life, everything that occurred before that glorious day became meaningless and unimportant, and-- oh, forget it, this ain't working. Here's some flowers."

And the Number 1 Excuse for Forgetting Your Wife's Birthday ...

1 "Hey! When I'm at Hooters, I'm doing well to remember I'm
married."
 

AngliaGT

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I forgot my Wife's birthday ONCE,
It took me 2 weeks to figure out what I did wrong!
Never Again!
 

mikeyr

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Re: Top 10 excuses for forgetting your wife's birt

1st wedding anniversary I sent her flowers at her work, she called me and said "thank you, thank you for the flowers, what is the occasion ?" Its been 26 years now and I still use that "get out of jail" pass when I forget some date, but she has never forgotten since then.
 
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