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Mickey Richaud

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Now That I'm Older

1. My goal for 2019 was to lose 10 pounds. Only have 14 to go.

2. Ate salad for dinner. Mostly croutons and tomatoes. Really just one big round crouton covered with tomato sauce, and cheese. FINE, it was a pizza.... OK, I ate a pizza! Are you happy now?

3. How to prepare Tofu:

a. Throw it in the trash

b. Grill some meat, chicken or fish

4. I just did a week's worth of cardio after walking into a spider web.

5. I don't mean to brag, but I finished my 14-day diet food supply in 3 hours and 20 minutes.

6. A recent study has found women who carry a little extra weight live longer than men who mention it.

7. Kids today don't know how easy they have it. When I was young, I had to walk 9 feet through shag carpet to change the TV channel.

8. Senility has been a smooth transition for me.

9. Remember back when we were kids and every time it was below zero outside they closed school? Yeah, Me neither.

10. I may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented. I forgot where I was going with this.

11. I love being 80, I learn something new every day and forget 5 other things.

12. A thief broke into my house last night. He started searching for money so I woke up and searched with him.

13. I think I'll just put an "Out of Order" sticker on my forehead and call it a day.

14. Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed.



 
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"14. Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed."

ain't it the truth!

Yeah, and have you noticed that the floor keeps getting lower?
 

John Turney

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I had fruit salad last night.
OK, it was mostly grapes.
All grapes.
Fermented grapes.
Liquid fermented grapes....
 

PAUL161

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I'm not getting older, it's just every body else is getting younger!:highly_amused:
 

AngliaGT

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And why do they keep making the print smaller?
 

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LarryK

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Catches up quick didn't it? :frown-new:
 

Boink

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Turned around a BOOM there is was!
 

DrEntropy

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As another doctor has said: "Don't blink! Don't even blink!"

 

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As another doctor has said: "Don't blink! Don't even blink!"


changing the subject but one of the best Doctor Who stories ever. Stone Angels
 
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