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    One day in the library

    A man went into a library and asked, 'Do you have any books on shelving?'












    ..........The librarian said, 'Yes, all of them.....'
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    Re: One day in the library

    And the library is the tallest building......



    ......It has the most stories.
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    Re: One day in the library

    Literally just got this from my sister:

    A linguist dies. At the funeral, a fellow academic asks the wife, “Do you mind if I say a word?” She nods. He stands and says “Plethora”, and immediately sits down. She says, tearfully, “That means a lot.”
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    Re: One day in the library

    And....
    If you don't pay your exorcist, you will get repossessed.
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    Re: One day in the library

    For the chemists and biologists out there.

    I was asked it the food is organic, and I said it all is.
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