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    Three-legged Dog

    A 3-legged dog walks into a saloon and says;
    "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw"


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    Re: Three-legged Dog

    <groan> I like it.
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    Re: Three-legged Dog

    The Dog needs to hire Rooster Cogbnurn
    “The smallest act of kindness is worth more than the grandest intention.” - Oscar Wilde

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    Re: Three-legged Dog

    I'm Looking Over My Dead Dog Rover I'm looking over my dead dog, Rover, Who I hit with the power mower
    One leg is missing, the other is gone, A third leg is scattered all over the lawn
    No need explaining the one remaining Is spinning on the car port floor
    I'm looking over my dead dog, Rover, Who I over-looked before!
    I'm looking over my dead dog, Rover, Who I hit with the power mower
    My dog's not eating, he no longer barks; He hit the propeller and turned into sparks
    No need explaining, there's no dog remaining; He's a part of the lawn you see
    I'm looking over my dead dog, Rover, Who I sent to Eternity!


    wrong dog.
    Sorry.
    Back to your shelter in place.
    Nothing to see here.
    Move along.

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    Re: Three-legged Dog

    I'll see your dog and mower with some puppies...

    Dead puppies, dead puppies, dead puppies aren't much fun.
    They don't come when you call;
    They don't chase squirrels at all.
    Dead puppies aren't much fun.
    My puppy died late last fall;
    He's still rotting in the hall.
    Dead puppies aren't much fun. No, no, no.
    Mom says puppy's days are through;
    She's going to throw him in the stew.
    Dead puppies aren't much fun.
    Dead puppies. Dead, dead dead dead, puppies.
    Dead puppies aren't much fun.
    Come on everybody out there, sing along, okay?
    Dead, dead dead dead puppies.…

    Dead, dead dead dead puppies. Dead, dead dead, dead, dead dead dead puppies.
    Dead puppies aren't much fun.

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    Re: Three-legged Dog

    And for more puppies,

    Q how do you make a dead puppy walk??

    A 20 dead puppies and 3 yards of concrete..

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    Re: Three-legged Dog

    Quote Originally Posted by mikephillips View Post
    And for more puppies,

    Q how do you make a dead puppy walk??

    A 20 dead puppies and 3 yards of concrete..
    Groan!
    “The smallest act of kindness is worth more than the grandest intention.” - Oscar Wilde

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