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    Expecting

    I called the doctor "My wife is going into labor! What should I do?"


    "Is this her first child?" he asked.


    "No, this is her husband."
    “The smallest act of kindness is worth more than the grandest intention.” - Oscar Wilde

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    Re: Expecting

    Henny Youngman, third book of jokes, 1959, page...42?

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    Re: Expecting

    Take my wife ... *please!*

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    Re: Expecting

    Oh - that Henny Youngman.
    Never do anything you
    wouldn't want to explain
    to the paramedics.

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    Re: Expecting

    'Nother one: Guy walks up to the hotel desk. Clerk says, "Check your bag?"
    Guy says, "I dunno - I'll ask her."
    "There are three kinds of men. One who learns by readin'. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on that electric fence for themselves." Will Rogers
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    Re: Expecting

    And of course ...

    "Who was that lady I saw you with last night?"

    "That was no lady. That was my wife."

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    Re: Expecting

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    Re: Expecting

    When comedians were funny. Now vulgar and stupid.

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    Re: Expecting

    Quote Originally Posted by pdplot View Post
    When comedians were funny. Now vulgar and stupid.
    “The smallest act of kindness is worth more than the grandest intention.” - Oscar Wilde

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    Re: Expecting

    How about,
    "I'd like to introduce you to my second wife but I'm still on my first"...

    I forget who I heard say this once in a comedy routine

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    Re: Expecting

    My wife said "take me to some exotic place I've never been".
    I said "How about the kitchen?"
    Rim Shot.

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