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    Cooking bacon

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    Re: Cooking bacon

    Love it! SWMBO says "well that's true."
    Was Man nicht im Kopf hat muss Man in den Beinen haben
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    Re: Cooking bacon

    I had a customer on my mail route that when his wife past he tried cooking bacon for the first time. I came by and the fire dept., police and an ambulance was there. I asked the old man what happened, said he was cooking the bacon and he left the room to answer the phone and everything started smoking. They ventilated the house for him and the daughter promised not to call again in the morning.
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    Re: Cooking bacon

    translation: what you don't have in your head, you have to have in your legs. Correct German using this English translation -- Was du nicht in deinem hast, musst du in deinem Beinen haben. Married to a German lady long long ago. This play on German words - has no meaning. Maybe the English word - between - is implied.

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    Re: Cooking bacon

    Never cook bacon in the nude.
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    Re: Cooking bacon

    When I went to school, many, many years ago, only the girls were taught how to cook. The boys were taught wood shop.
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    Re: Cooking bacon

    I never cook it. French word for bacon is “lard”. That ends it for me.
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    Re: Cooking bacon

    Never cook bacon in the nude: Kochen Sie Speck niemals nackt

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    Re: Cooking bacon

    Love it!! (I’m the guy that managed to burn microwave popcorn. Really impressed by not-yet-wife at the time!!)
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    Re: Cooking bacon

    Quote Originally Posted by waltesefalcon View Post
    Never cook bacon in the nude.
    That's good advice!
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    Re: Cooking bacon

    Quote Originally Posted by Gliderman8 View Post
    I never cook it. French word for bacon is “lard”. That ends it for me.
    But...

    theyre-happy-because-they-eat-lard.jpg

    (I never knew there was a Lard Information Council - imagine sitting on that board!)
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    Re: Cooking bacon

    Nothing would get done at a Lard Council meeting; they would sit around and blubber all night.
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    Re: Cooking bacon

    or slid off the board...

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    Re: Cooking bacon

    Lets not render this down to another list of bad puns.
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    Re: Cooking bacon

    Too late.
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    Re: Cooking bacon

    Quote Originally Posted by Basil View Post
    But...

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    (I never knew there was a Lard Information Council - imagine sitting on that board!)
    As in sitting around on their fat butts?
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