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    Definitial Truth

    Foot. [noun].

    A device used for finding Lego bricks in the dark.
    “The smallest act of kindness is worth more than the grandest intention.” - Oscar Wilde

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    Re: Definitial Truth

    Usually inserted into mouth.
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    Re: Definitial Truth

    Or used to find the corners of furniture whilst rambling around in the dark..

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    Re: Definitial Truth

    Reminds me of "passenger on a sailboat"... device to stop sudden movement of the boom.
    - Mark

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