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    French churches

    This notice can now be found in most French churches: CEn entrant dans cette église, il est possible que vous entendiez l'appel de Dieu. Par contre, il n'est pas susceptible de vous contacter par téléphone. Merci d'avoir éteint votre téléphone. Si vous souhaitez parler à Dieu, entrez, choisissez un endroit tranquille et parle lui. Si vous souhaitez le voir, envoyez-lui un SMS en conduisant. Translation: It is possible that on entering this church, you may hear the Call of God. On the other hand, it is not likely that he will contact you by phone. Thank you for turning off your phone. If you would like to talk to God, come in, choose a quiet place, and talk to him. If you would like to see him, send him a text while driving.

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    Re: French churches

    clever
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    Re: French churches

    Found above the door to my classroom is the Italian phrase: "Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'entrate."
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    Re: French churches

    Quote Originally Posted by waltesefalcon View Post
    Found above the door to my classroom is the Italian phrase: "Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'entrate."
    I hope not
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    Re: French churches

    Cheers,
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    Re: French churches

    What's that mean? It's Greek to me.
    Just Remember.......
    NOBODY ever says "COOL PRIUS!"

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    Re: French churches

    Quote Originally Posted by AngliaGT View Post
    What's that mean? It's Greek to me.
    You might ask Signor Alighieri...
    "There are three kinds of men. One who learns by readin'. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on that electric fence for themselves." Will Rogers
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    Re: French churches

    "Abandon hope - all who enter here".

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