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    Weevils

    cotton.jpg

    Farmer just checked the cotton field - mama and papa boll weevil have a new baby.

    What did they name it?
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    Re: Weevils

    Fred?
    “The smallest act of kindness is worth more than the grandest intention.” - Oscar Wilde

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    Re: Weevils

    Evil Weevil?

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    Re: Weevils

    Quote Originally Posted by pdplot View Post
    Evil Weevil?
    gettin' close ...
    Mac & Phyllis Take a Trip: http://nutmegflyer.com/trip-details-daily-updates/
    History: 1976 MGB, 1959 Triumph TR3A, 1960 Mercedes-Benz 190b, 1958 Rambler American.
    Current: 1953 MG TD27318.

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    Re: Weevils

    Quote Originally Posted by NutmegCT View Post
    gettin' close ...
    Weevil Knevil?
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    Re: Weevils

    Quote Originally Posted by Basil View Post
    Weevil Knevil?
    hmmm - think *less* ...
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    Re: Weevils

    Bo?
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    Re: Weevils

    Quote Originally Posted by JPSmit View Post
    Bo?
    Not less enough. Even lesser ...

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    History: 1976 MGB, 1959 Triumph TR3A, 1960 Mercedes-Benz 190b, 1958 Rambler American.
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    Re: Weevils

    Oops?
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    Re: Weevils

    Cotton Ball (Boll)?
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    Re: Weevils

    The baby's name is ...












    Wait for it ...
















    Wait for it ....









    Mama Weevil named the child ...












    A name you'd never expect ...















    A name that's perfectly appropriate ...














    A name we've all used at some time ...
















    Whenever we've had to make a choice ...










    She named the baby ...









    She named that tiny little weevil ...












    The cutest li'l weevil you've ever seen ...










    The Lesser of Two Weevils!









    (Thank you ... thank you ... No applause please ... just send cash.)
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    History: 1976 MGB, 1959 Triumph TR3A, 1960 Mercedes-Benz 190b, 1958 Rambler American.
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    Re: Weevils

    Larry K
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    Also had , 68 Cortina 1600E, 64 Spit 4 & 80 1500, 73 GT6 3, 71 XJ6, 79 XJ6, 86 XJS V-12, 53 XK120 OTS.

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    Re: Weevils

    well sheesh, you didn't tell us it had a sibling - would have helped you know.
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    Re: Weevils

    Quote Originally Posted by NutmegCT View Post

    The Lesser of Two Weevils!
    Well, at least you're quoting lines from a great movie - Now can you guess which movie?
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    Re: Weevils

    Quote Originally Posted by Basil View Post
    Well, at least you're quoting lines from a great movie - Now can you guess which movie?
    Yikes - movie? how 'bout a hint ...
    Mac & Phyllis Take a Trip: http://nutmegflyer.com/trip-details-daily-updates/
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    Re: Weevils

    Quote Originally Posted by NutmegCT View Post
    Yikes - movie? how 'bout a hint ...
    Ok, here's a hint: Surprise
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    Re: Weevils

    Aha! One who masters also commands!

    (getting close ...?)
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    Quote Originally Posted by NutmegCT View Post
    Aha! One who masters also commands!

    (getting close ...?)
    Well, you might get it if you "Hold Fast."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Basil View Post
    Well, you might get it if you "Hold Fast."
    Hold fast to the Hard Tack?
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    Quote Originally Posted by NutmegCT View Post
    Hold fast to the Hard Tack?
    holdfast.jpg
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