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    Hook

    Little known fact:
    Caption HOOK bought his hook at a second-hand store.

    <commence groaning>
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    Re: Hook

    I don't know your source, but this actually seems to be third hand information.
    Bob

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    Re: Hook

    Bob,

    I think you should let him off the hook for that remark.
    Just Remember.......
    NOBODY ever says "COOL PRIUS!"

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    Re: Hook

    Quote Originally Posted by Boink View Post
    Little known fact:
    Caption HOOK bought his hook at a second-hand store.

    <commence groaning>
    Hmm I see your point.

    So what you are really saying is that Basil got you a joke book for Christmas?

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    Re: Hook

    Quote Originally Posted by JPSmit View Post
    Hmm I see your point.
    So what you are really saying is that Basil got you a joke book for Christmas?
    - Mark

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    Re: Hook

    I think the site owner is sending these to Mark for him to post to divert attention.....

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    Re: Hook

    Quote Originally Posted by TOC View Post
    I think the site owner is sending these to Mark for him to post to divert attention.....
    Hehehe, clever of you to notice.
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    Re: Hook

    Since Santa didn't bring you this for Christmas..... Maybe Mrs. Basil will consider this birthday gift for you.
    Note to Mrs. B.: if there is a deluxe model I recommend spending a little more.

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    Re: Hook

    Just for that:
    cheesy batttle.jpg
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    Re: Hook

    Mark- You Gouda done better.
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    Re: Hook

    At least the joke didn't explode... leaving us with just a big pile of de BRIE.
    Last edited by Boink; 01-06-2020 at 12:36 AM.
    - Mark

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    Re: Hook

    This line of jokes is starting to smell like old Limburger.
    Cheers,
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    Re: Hook

    Quote Originally Posted by waltesefalcon View Post
    This line of jokes is starting to smell like old Limburger.
    Feeling "blue?"
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    Re: Hook

    Quote Originally Posted by waltesefalcon View Post
    This line of jokes is starting to smell like old Limburger.
    Did someone cut the cheese?
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    Re: Hook

    Comte guys just quit before this gets out of hand and turns into a pun Munster?
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