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    I apologize for this one ahead of time

    “Incontinence Helpline, can you hold?”
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    Re: I apologize for this one ahead of time

    Quote Originally Posted by Basil View Post
    “Incontinence Helpline, can you hold?”
    2020 has got to be better for jokes. The way I see it unless you’re Princess Diana there is light at the end of the tunnel.
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    Re: I apologize for this one ahead of time

    The good news is, one of my New Years resolutions is to tell better jokes. The bad news is, I'm horrible about keeping resolutions.
    “The smallest act of kindness is worth more than the grandest intention.” - Oscar Wilde

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    Re: I apologize for this one ahead of time

    Elliot
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    Re: I apologize for this one ahead of time

    and we all thought for Christmas your loving family would get you some new, decent joke books.

    Alas. Twas naught to bee.

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    Re: I apologize for this one ahead of time

    Quote Originally Posted by TOC View Post
    and we all thought for Christmas your loving family would get you some new, decent joke books.

    Alas. Twas naught to bee.
    Nah, just got a Camera! Maybe I can take some pictures of funny jokes
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    Re: I apologize for this one ahead of time

    How? You didn't get that new book that has the funny jokes.
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    Re: I apologize for this one ahead of time

    Quote Originally Posted by Bayless View Post
    But you didn't get that new book that has the funny jokes.
    No sadly, I didn't. Maybe next year
    “The smallest act of kindness is worth more than the grandest intention.” - Oscar Wilde

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    Re: I apologize for this one ahead of time

    Quote Originally Posted by Basil View Post
    No sadly, I didn't. Maybe next year
    can you hold?
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    Re: I apologize for this one ahead of time

    Quote Originally Posted by JPSmit View Post
    can you hold?
    The question really is: Can we hold?
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