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    Go fish

    Why does having an aquarium full of fish in your home have such a calming affect?


    Because of all the indoor fins.
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    Re: Go fish

    Caught us with that one.
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    Re: Go fish

    Can we SCALE back the comments?
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    Re: Go fish

    Quote Originally Posted by maynard View Post
    Can we SCALE back the comments?
    Well, let's de-bait it.
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    Re: Go fish

    Let minnow when you guys can do better.
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    Re: Go fish

    Quote Originally Posted by Gliderman8 View Post
    Let minnow when you guys can do better.
    Oh my cod, don't be so Koi!
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    Re: Go fish

    Quote Originally Posted by Basil View Post
    Oh my cod, don't be so Koi!
    You’re giving me a haddock.
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    Re: Go fish

    Quote Originally Posted by Gliderman8 View Post
    You’re giving me a haddock.
    Hope it's nothing too serious or you may require a brain sturgeon.
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    Re: Go fish

    Quote Originally Posted by Basil View Post
    Hope it's nothing too serious or you may require a brain sturgeon.
    A real comedian.... just like Guppi Goldberg.
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    Re: Go fish

    Quote Originally Posted by Gliderman8 View Post
    A real comedian.... just like Guppi Goldberg.

    You mean Guppi Goldfish?
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    Re: Go fish

    Go fish
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    Re: Go fish

    Quote Originally Posted by Gliderman8 View Post
    Go fish
    I don't know about you, but I'm tired of this carp.
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    Re: Go fish

    Quote Originally Posted by Basil View Post
    I don't know about you, but I'm tired of this carp.
    I agree, it is a pain in the bass.
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    Re: Go fish

    Walleye refuse to be a party to this nonsense!
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    Re: Go fish

    Quote Originally Posted by Dee View Post
    Walleye refuse to be a party to this nonsense!
    You're just a PIKEr.
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    Re: Go fish

    You're gilling me Smalls......!
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    Re: Go fish

    Quote Originally Posted by Silverghost View Post
    You're gilling me Smalls......!
    You play ball like a gill!
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    Re: Go fish

    This thread should come with a Sturgeon General's warning.
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