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    Two Docs

    The Psychiatrist and the Proctologist.........



    Best friends graduating from medical school at the same time decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to share office space and personnel.


    Dr. Smith was the psychiatrist and Dr. Jones was the proctologist; they put up a sign reading:


    Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Hysterias and Posteriors. The town council was livid and insisted they change it.


    The docs changed it to read: Schizoids and Hemorrhoids. This was also not acceptable.


    They again changed the sign to read Catatonics and High Colonics - no go.


    Next they tried Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives - thumbs down again.


    Then came Minds and Behinds - still no good.


    Another attempt resulted in Lost Souls and Butt Holes - unacceptable again!


    So they tried Nuts and Butts - no way.


    Freaks and Cheeks - still no good.


    Loons and Moons - forget it.


    Almost at their wit's end, the docs finally came up with:


    Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones - Specializing in Odds and Ends.


    Everybody loved it ......
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    Re: Two Docs

    sounds like a paradox to me
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    Re: Two Docs

    Brains and Drains?
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    Re: Two Docs

    Odds and Ends is the best one.
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    Re: Two Docs

    But doctor...

    Yes?
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    Re: Two Docs

    Quote Originally Posted by Basil View Post
    But doctor...

    Yes?
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