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    He left her

    After 30 years of marriage, Joe the plumber left his wife Florence. The note on the table simply read: "Its over Flo"
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    Re: He left her

    Sweet Ruth got on my motorbike
    On the seat in back of me.
    I hit a bump at 95!
    And rode on, Ruthlessly.
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    Re: He left her

    He waited 30 years because he didn’t want to faucet.
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    Re: He left her

    Quote Originally Posted by Gliderman8 View Post
    He waited 30 years because he didn’t want to faucet.
    Maybe it's just getting late - but I'm not getting'' this one.
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    Re: He left her

    Quote Originally Posted by Basil View Post
    Maybe it's just getting late - but I'm not getting'' this one.
    He put off getting a divorced; he’s a plumber; he didn’t want to fauc(et). E-Z
    Last edited by Gliderman8; 12-02-2019 at 12:25 PM.
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    Re: He left her

    Quote Originally Posted by Gliderman8 View Post
    ... he didn’t he didn’t want to fauc(et). E-Z
    That stutter bothering you again? Try not to faucet.

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    Re: He left her

    Quote Originally Posted by NutmegCT View Post
    That stutter bothering you again? Try not to faucet.

    <ducks and runs>
    wasn’t stuttering, I just repeated it to make sure you understood it
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