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    Donít mess with grandma...

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    Re: Donít mess with grandma...

    Don't waste time trying to argue with "old people." They've no time to argue. They'll just kill you.
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    Re: Donít mess with grandma...

    Quote Originally Posted by DrEntropy View Post
    Don't waste time trying to argue with "old people." They've no time to argue. They'll just kill you.
    Poor guy pick the wrong house... he didn’t know there was a pit bull inside
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    Re: Donít mess with grandma...

    Mark up one for old folks.
    Was Man nicht im Kopf hat muss Man in den Beinen haben
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    Re: Donít mess with grandma...

    Quote Originally Posted by Bayless View Post
    Mark up one for old folks.
    I do feel bad for the young man having to tell his friends that an old lady beat him up
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    Re: Donít mess with grandma...

    Reminds me of this:

    Mitsy's 84 year old German grandma was visiting in Miami a decade ago, at her daughter's home. She spoke no English. Mom-in-law and Mitsy went out to shop, leaving Oma in the North Miami house alone. A teen male seeing no car in the driveway decided to check out the house and entered through the back door. Oma heard something in the kitchen and went to look. A young tall black kid was standing in the kitchen! Oma grabbed a broom and screaming at the kid in German, began chasing and beating him with it! Poor kid was so shocked and surprised he stumbled and fell out onto the porch, where Oma continued poking and pummeling him with the broom, all the while screaming at him in German... Kid finally gained his feet and ran off. GO OMA!!!

    The old gal wore tennis shoes. And she knew the English word "mall"... if it was uttered, she would be at the front door, purse to the ready, prepared for a shopping experience. Mitsy told me she and her mom had a hard time keeping up when Oma went along. Spry 84 year old!
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    Re: Donít mess with grandma...

    Go Oma!
    Get her a job in Paris Island
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    Re: Donít mess with grandma...

    Sadly, she passed a while back. But she put me in mind of a bulldozer. A short stocky white-haired bulldozer.
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