Results 1 to 7 of 7

Thread: The Reason I'm Tired.

Heard a good joke lately? Please share it with us. PLEASE KEEP IT CLEAN AND IN GOOD TASTE! If in doubt, don't post it!

  1. #1
    Freshman Member
    Join Date
    Nov 2019
    Location
    Wenatchee, washington
    Posts
    2
    Thanks Thanks Given 
    0
    Thanks Thanks Received 
    0
    Thanked in
    0 Posts

    The Reason I'm Tired.

    THE REASON WHY I AM TIRED

    I'm tired. For a couple years I've been blaming it on iron poor blood, lack of vitamins, dieting and a dozen other maladies. But now I found out it isn't that.
    I'm tired because I'm overworked. The population of this country is 237 million. 104 million are retired. That leaves 133 million to do the work.

    There are 85 million in school,which leave 48 million to do the work.
    Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal government. This leaves 19 million to do the work.

    Four million are in the Armed Forces, which leaves 15 million to do the work.

    Take from the total the 14,800,000 people who work for State and City Government and that leaves200,000 to do the work.

    There are 188,000 in hospitals,so that leaves 12,000 to do the work. Now, there are 11,998 people in Prisons.

    That leaves just two people to do the work. You and me.

    And you're sitting there reading this.
    No wonder I'm tired, I'm the only one working.

  2. #2
    Luke Skywalker
    Join Date
    Apr 2005
    Location
    Giswil, CH & Fallbrook the Avo Capital, USA
    Posts
    1,591
    Thanks Thanks Given 
    0
    Thanks Thanks Received 
    8
    Thanked in
    8 Posts

    Re: The Reason I'm Tired.

    I am off work...
    Cheers,
    D.
    "If it's got t*ts or tyres, you've got problems"
    www.englishmotorsatfairbrook.org
    TVR Car Club North America Southwest Regional Organiser

  3. #3
    Administrator Basil's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2000
    Location
    Turn left at Albuquerque
    Posts
    24,388
    Blog Entries
    7
    Thanks Thanks Given 
    62
    Thanks Thanks Received 
    105
    Thanked in
    105 Posts

    Re: The Reason I'm Tired.

    I'm retired
    “The smallest act of kindness is worth more than the grandest intention.” - Oscar Wilde

  4. #4
    Yoda Boink's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2011
    Location
    Portland, OR
    Posts
    5,616
    Thanks Thanks Given 
    5
    Thanks Thanks Received 
    16
    Thanked in
    15 Posts

    Re: The Reason I'm Tired.

    I'm watching from the retired side-lines... and like it that way.
    - Mark

    Former 1956 Austin Healey 100-4 (BN2)
    Former 1962 Mk1 Austin Mini (850)
    Former 1973 Austin Mini (really a 1980s Cooperized Mini)
    Present 1959 Austin Healey "Bugeye" Sprite (with 1275, 5 speed, discs, etc)

  5. #5
    Obi Wan
    Join Date
    Jan 2011
    Location
    stamford, CT
    Posts
    2,396
    Thanks Thanks Given 
    0
    Thanks Thanks Received 
    24
    Thanked in
    24 Posts

    Re: The Reason I'm Tired.

    Does retired mean "tired again?"

  6. #6
    Yoda HealeyRick's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2004
    Location
    Massachusetts
    Posts
    5,956
    Thanks Thanks Given 
    17
    Thanks Thanks Received 
    53
    Thanked in
    45 Posts

    Re: The Reason I'm Tired.

    Quote Originally Posted by pdplot View Post
    Does retired mean "tired again?"

    Rick

  7. #7
    Luke Skywalker LarryK's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2007
    Location
    Millstadt, IL
    Posts
    1,980
    Thanks Thanks Given 
    0
    Thanks Thanks Received 
    16
    Thanked in
    16 Posts

    Re: The Reason I'm Tired.

    Retired means you never have the time to get anything done.
    Larry K
    58 Jag 3.4 MK 1 auto under restoration, 57 Jag 3.4 MK1 manual ,
    03 Cooper S, 2011 Cooper S Countryman, 2011 Land Rover LR4 HSE LUX, 1964 Valiant V200
    Also had , 68 Cortina 1600E, 64 Spit 4 & 80 1500, 73 GT6 3, 71 XJ6, 79 XJ6, 86 XJS V-12, 53 XK120 OTS.

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •