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    A dyslexic man walks into a bra..
    “The smallest act of kindness is worth more than the grandest intention.” - Oscar Wilde

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    I know dyslexic agnostic insomniacs lie awake at night an wonder if there really is a dog.
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    Dyslexics of the world untie!

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    The dyslexic devil worshipper sold his soul to Santa
    “The smallest act of kindness is worth more than the grandest intention.” - Oscar Wilde

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    I have sexdaily, I mean dyslexia, darn!
    “The smallest act of kindness is worth more than the grandest intention.” - Oscar Wilde

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    I went to a dyslexia workshop on Friday. It was neither funny nor interesting.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Basil View Post
    The dyslexic devil worshipper sold his soul to Santa
    It's dyslexic being *h*e*l*l*......
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    The Untied States of Aremica.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Basil View Post
    A dyslexic man walks into a bra..
    But going back to the original statement, was it occupied??

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    Quote Originally Posted by mikephillips View Post
    But going back to the original statement, was it occupied??
    No, but it was an "i" coed cup.
    “The smallest act of kindness is worth more than the grandest intention.” - Oscar Wilde

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    Then there was the dyslexic guy who dressed up as satan for the children's Christmas party.
    “The smallest act of kindness is worth more than the grandest intention.” - Oscar Wilde

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