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    You Asked For It, Basil

    A fly had a bug in its back.

    Fly: Are you a mite?

    Bug: I mite be.

    Fly: That's the dumbest pun I've ever heard.

    Bug: What do you expect? I made it on the fly.
    John, BN4

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    Re: You Asked For It, Basil

    “The smallest act of kindness is worth more than the grandest intention.” - Oscar Wilde

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