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    What’s the difference

    What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

    A: Anyone can roast beef!
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    Re: What’s the difference

    And this is why my "Humor" section visits are rare!
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    Re: What’s the difference

    What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

    Beer nuts cost $2.49/pound.... Deer nuts are under a buck.
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    Re: What’s the difference

    re-enforcing my prior post.
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    Re: What’s the difference

    Curiosity killed the cat... just saying doc.
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    Re: What’s the difference

    Quote Originally Posted by DrEntropy View Post
    re-enforcing my prior post.
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    Re: What’s the difference

    Is that a Lenny Bruce joke book?

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