[FONT="]A woman stopped by unannounced at her recently married son's house. She[/FONT]
[FONT="]rang the doorbell and walked in. She was shocked to see her[/FONT]
[FONT="]daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was[/FONT]
[FONT="]playing and the aroma of perfume filled the room.[/FONT]
[FONT="]"What are you doing?" she asked. "I'm waiting for my husband to come[/FONT]
[FONT="]home from work," the daughter-in-law answered."[/FONT]
[FONT="]But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.[/FONT]
[FONT="]"This is my LOVE dress," the daughter-in-law explained.[/FONT]
[FONT="]"LOVE dress? But you're naked!"[/FONT]
[FONT="]"My husband LOVES me to wear this dress," she explained. "It excites him[/FONT]
[FONT="]to no end. He can't get enough of me."[/FONT]
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The mother-in-law left. When she got home, she undressed, showered, put[/FONT]
[FONT="]on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and lay on[/FONT]
[FONT="]the couch waiting for her husband to arrive. Finally, her husband came[/FONT]
[FONT="]home.[/FONT]
[FONT="]He walked in and saw her lying there so provocatively.[/FONT]
[FONT="]"What are you doing?" he asked.[/FONT]
[FONT="]"This is my LOVE dress," she whispered, sensually.[/FONT]
[FONT="]"Needs ironing," he said. "What's for dinner?"[/FONT]