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    Biblical Humor, Louisiana Style

    Too bad Adam and Eve weren't Cajuns...

    They would've ignored the apple and eaten the snake.
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    Re: Biblical Humor, Louisiana Style

    love it!

    my favourite:

    In a small Southern town there was a "Nativity Scene" that
    showed great skill and talent had gone into creating it. One
    small feature bothered me. The three wise men were wearing
    firemen's helmets.


    Totally unable to come up with a reason or explanation, I
    left. At a "Quick Stop" on the edge of town, I asked
    the lady behind the counter about the helmets.


    She exploded into a rage, yelling at me, "You **** Yankees
    never do read the Bible!"


    I assured her that I did, but simply couldn't recall
    anything about firemen in the Bible.


    She jerked her Bible from behind the counter and ruffled
    through some pages, and finally jabbed her finger at a
    passage.


    Sticking it in my face she said "See, it says right here,
    'The three wise man came from afar.'"
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    Re: Biblical Humor, Louisiana Style

    Quote Originally Posted by Mickey Richaud View Post
    Too bad Adam and Eve weren't Cajuns...

    They would've ignored the apple and eaten the snake.
    Biblical Humor, Louisiana Style...thought the second word would have been Swaggart.

    Bad. I need to send in my offering, I guess.

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    Re: Biblical Humor, Louisiana Style

    Quote Originally Posted by TOC View Post
    Biblical Humor, Louisiana Style...thought the second word would have been Swaggart.

    Bad. I need to send in my offering, I guess.
    You better! (I'll PM you my address, I also accept paypal)
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    Re: Biblical Humor, Louisiana Style

    Years ago, we were on the way to a swamp tour from Biloxi. As we drove past a huge pile of discarded junk, the guide said "That's a Cajun Garage Sale".

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    Re: Biblical Humor, Louisiana Style

    Gotta be REALLY hungry to bother trying to eat a snake. Too many bones, very little meat. Tried it in Jungle Survival Training in the Philippines back-when. We called it "Snake School."

    And I for one, am (mostly) pleased with the choice Adam & Eve made!
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