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    Turn around!

    I got pulled over by the police.
    Police: "Turn around"
    Me: "Every now and then I get a little bit lonely and you're never coming round"
    Police: "Turn around."
    Me: "Bright eyes"


    It was then I got tasered!
    “The smallest act of kindness is worth more than the grandest intention.” - Oscar Wilde

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    Re: Turn around!

    Urgent message to Mrs. Basil.....
    For the sake of sanity of all BCF members please take your husbands joke book and burn it.
    P.S. Just blame it on the dog
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    Re: Turn around!

    Its time for an intervention as Basil's house. Bring lots of matches. Oh, also earplugs.
    Life is a lot more fun in a Little British Car

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    Re: Turn around!

    But he's a card-carrying member of the Easily Amused Society.
    Just remember,when you tell these jokes to your Grandson,he'll be OK -
    after 20 years of therapy.
    Just Remember.......
    NOBODY ever says "COOL PRIUS!"

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    Re: Turn around!

    Or when he gets older he'll ask, "Grandpa, did you remember to take the blue pills today??"...

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