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Basil

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I got pulled over by the police.
Police: "Turn around"
Me: "Every now and then I get a little bit lonely and you're never coming round"
Police: "Turn around."
Me: "Bright eyes"


It was then I got tasered!
 

Gliderman8

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Urgent message to Mrs. Basil.....
For the sake of sanity of all BCF members please take your husbands joke book and burn it.
P.S. Just blame it on the dog :rolleye:
 

Darwin

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Its time for an intervention as Basil's house. Bring lots of matches. Oh, also earplugs.
 

AngliaGT

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But he's a card-carrying member of the Easily Amused Society.
Just remember,when you tell these jokes to your Grandson,he'll be OK -
after 20 years of therapy.
 
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