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    New Rolls

    I bought a vintage Rolls Royce, but the budget didn't cover a driver.


    So I spent all that money,
    and I've got nothing to
    chauffeur it...
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    Re: New Rolls

    Hey he's got a million of them - and he's here all week. (Don't forget to tip your waitress)

    and, at least you got a Rolls - I cot a Rolls Canardly.
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    Re: New Rolls

    You forgot "try the roast beef"...

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    Re: New Rolls

    Cheers,
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    Re: New Rolls

    Don't forget the poupon!
    Larry K
    58 Jag 3.4 MK 1 auto under restoration, 57 Jag 3.4 MK1 manual ,
    03 Cooper S, 2011 Cooper S Countryman, 2011 Land Rover LR4 HSE LUX, 1964 Valiant V200
    Also had , 68 Cortina 1600E, 64 Spit 4 & 80 1500, 73 GT6 3, 71 XJ6, 79 XJ6, 86 XJS V-12, 53 XK120 OTS.

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