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    I answered the door

    I answered the door this morning.


    A 6ft beetle punched me in the face!


    Apparently there's a nasty bug going round!
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    Re: I answered the door

    Not a pun, but reminds me of an old joke.

    A guy hears a knocking at his front door. He answers it but nobody is there. He looks down and sees a small snail, which he picks up and flings into the garden.

    Six months later he hears a knocking at the door. He answers it but nobody is there. He looks down and sees the small snail. The snail says "what the h*ll did you do that for?"
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    Re: I answered the door

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