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    The light was on

    Man got home to find his wife had left a note on the fridge that said "This isn't working I'm going to my mum's."


    He opened up the fridge. The light was on and the beer was cold. He wasn’t sure what she was talking about.
    “The smallest act of kindness is worth more than the grandest intention.” - Oscar Wilde

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    Re: The light was on

    Lemme guess: he was blonde.
    "There are three kinds of men. One who learns by readin'. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on that electric fence for themselves." Will Rogers
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